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What you're ACTUALLY agreeing to
⚠️ Search any company. Thousands of hidden clauses. May contain legal jargon.
Netflix47,000 words of fine print
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Spotify👁️ We own your listening data
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Disney+⚖️ Arbitration mandatory
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Hulu📊 Data shared with "partners"
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Amazon Prime Video💰 Prices change anytime
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Facebook👁️ Everything you do is tracked
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Instagram📸 We own your photos
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X (Twitter)🔄 Rules change constantly
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TikTok🇨🇳 Data flows to China
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LinkedIn💼 Your resume is our product
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Google👁️ We know everything
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Apple💸 Repair? Buy new instead
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Microsoft🔒 Forced updates
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Amazon📦 Fake reviews allowed
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eBay⚖️ Seller beware
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Etsy🎨 Seller fees keep rising
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Shopify💳 Transaction fees everywhere
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Walmart💰 Price errors? Tough luck
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Salesforce☁️ Enterprise data mining
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Slack💬 Your messages = our data
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Zoom🎥 Meetings mined for AI
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Notion📝 No data backup guarantee
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Dropbox☁️ Files scanned constantly
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DoorDash🍔 We keep most tips
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Uber Eats💸 Hidden service fees
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Grubhub📍 Location always tracked
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Uber⚖️ No class-action lawsuits
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Lyft🚗 Independent contractor forever
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PayPal🔒 Accounts frozen at will
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Venmo👥 Transactions are public
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Stripe💳 Chargebacks = banned
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Coinbase📉 Not FDIC insured
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Cash App💰 Scam protection? LOL
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Steam🎮 Games = license, not ownership
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Epic Games🎮 Exclusivity kills competition
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Xbox🎮 Game Pass = rental
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PlayStation🎮 Digital "ownership"
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Nintendo🎮 Account bans = lost purchases
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Airbnb💸 Surprise cleaning fees
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Reddit🔴 Upvotes don't = ownership
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Medium✍️ Paywalls decided by algorithm
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Substack📧 Email list? They own it
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YouTube📹 Content = our property
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WhatsApp📱 Metadata shared with Facebook
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Snapchat👻 "Disappears" but not really
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Pinterest📌 Pins = our content forever
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Discord🎮 Under 13? Banned retroactively
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Twitch🎮 Banned for mysterious reasons
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GitHub💻 Code = our training data
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OpenAI🤖 Your prompts train our AI
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Bank of Hawaii📄 Terms you never read
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Coca-Cola📄 Terms you never read
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Anthropic📄 Terms you never read
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Warner Bros.📄 Terms you never read
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CNBC📄 Terms you never read
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USA TODAY📄 Terms you never read
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