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Netflix logo
Netflix47,000 words of fine print
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Spotify logo
Spotify๐Ÿ‘๏ธ We own your listening data
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Disney+ logo
Disney+โš–๏ธ Arbitration mandatory
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Hulu logo
Hulu๐Ÿ“Š Data shared with "partners"
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Amazon Prime Video logo
Amazon Prime Video๐Ÿ’ฐ Prices change anytime
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Facebook logo
Facebook๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Everything you do is tracked
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Instagram logo
Instagram๐Ÿ“ธ We own your photos
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X (Twitter) logo
X (Twitter)๐Ÿ”„ Rules change constantly
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TikTok logo
TikTok๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Data flows to China
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LinkedIn logo
LinkedIn๐Ÿ’ผ Your resume is our product
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Google logo
Google๐Ÿ‘๏ธ We know everything
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Apple logo
Apple๐Ÿ’ธ Repair? Buy new instead
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Microsoft logo
Microsoft๐Ÿ”’ Forced updates
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Amazon logo
Amazon๐Ÿ“ฆ Fake reviews allowed
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eBay logo
eBayโš–๏ธ Seller beware
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Etsy logo
Etsy๐ŸŽจ Seller fees keep rising
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Shopify logo
Shopify๐Ÿ’ณ Transaction fees everywhere
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Walmart logo
Walmart๐Ÿ’ฐ Price errors? Tough luck
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Salesforce logo
Salesforceโ˜๏ธ Enterprise data mining
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Slack logo
Slack๐Ÿ’ฌ Your messages = our data
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Zoom logo
Zoom๐ŸŽฅ Meetings mined for AI
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Notion logo
Notion๐Ÿ“ No data backup guarantee
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Dropbox logo
Dropboxโ˜๏ธ Files scanned constantly
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DoorDash logo
DoorDash๐Ÿ” We keep most tips
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Uber Eats logo
Uber Eats๐Ÿ’ธ Hidden service fees
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Grubhub logo
Grubhub๐Ÿ“ Location always tracked
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Uber logo
Uberโš–๏ธ No class-action lawsuits
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Lyft logo
Lyft๐Ÿš— Independent contractor forever
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PayPal logo
PayPal๐Ÿ”’ Accounts frozen at will
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Venmo logo
Venmo๐Ÿ‘ฅ Transactions are public
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Stripe logo
Stripe๐Ÿ’ณ Chargebacks = banned
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Coinbase logo
Coinbase๐Ÿ“‰ Not FDIC insured
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Cash App logo
Cash App๐Ÿ’ฐ Scam protection? LOL
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Steam logo
Steam๐ŸŽฎ Games = license, not ownership
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Epic Games logo
Epic Games๐ŸŽฎ Exclusivity kills competition
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Xbox logo
Xbox๐ŸŽฎ Game Pass = rental
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PlayStation logo
PlayStation๐ŸŽฎ Digital "ownership"
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Nintendo logo
Nintendo๐ŸŽฎ Account bans = lost purchases
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Airbnb logo
Airbnb๐Ÿ’ธ Surprise cleaning fees
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Reddit logo
Reddit๐Ÿ”ด Upvotes don't = ownership
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Medium logo
Mediumโœ๏ธ Paywalls decided by algorithm
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Substack logo
Substack๐Ÿ“ง Email list? They own it
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YouTube logo
YouTube๐Ÿ“น Content = our property
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WhatsApp logo
WhatsApp๐Ÿ“ฑ Metadata shared with Facebook
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Snapchat logo
Snapchat๐Ÿ‘ป "Disappears" but not really
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Pinterest logo
Pinterest๐Ÿ“Œ Pins = our content forever
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Discord logo
Discord๐ŸŽฎ Under 13? Banned retroactively
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Twitch logo
Twitch๐ŸŽฎ Banned for mysterious reasons
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GitHub logo
GitHub๐Ÿ’ป Code = our training data
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OpenAI logo
OpenAI๐Ÿค– Your prompts train our AI
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Bank of Hawaii logo
Bank of Hawaii๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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Coca-Cola logo
Coca-Cola๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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Anthropic logo
Anthropic๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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Warner Bros. logo
Warner Bros.๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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CNBC logo
CNBC๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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USA TODAY logo
USA TODAY๐Ÿ“„ Terms you never read
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