Amazon
Alexa voice recordings are stored unless manually deleted
Every interaction with Alexa is recorded and stored indefinitely to improve services. Users must actively delete recordings.
Amazon can suspend or terminate accounts at their discretion
Accounts can be terminated for perceived abuse including excessive returns, with loss of access to purchase history and digital content.
Shopping data is integrated across Amazon's entire ecosystem
Data from retail, Prime Video, Kindle, Alexa, and AWS is combined to build comprehensive user profiles for personalization and advertising.
Digital content purchases are licenses that can be revoked
Amazon demonstrated this in 2009 by remotely deleting purchased Kindle books. Users license digital content, they don't own it.
Amazon fake reviews violate policy but enforcement is selective
Five stars for a product that arrived yesterday? Seems legit. Amazon knows about fake reviews but catching them all would be bad for business.
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