Anthropic
You must be 18 years old to use Claude
Because apparently AI conversations are more mature than most social media platforms think you are.
Your employer can monitor your Claude account if you use work email
That philosophical debate about consciousness you had with Claude? Your boss might have front row seats.
Anthropic can use your conversations to train their AI models
Your witty banter is helping create the next generation of AI comedians. You're basically an unpaid writing coach.
All payments are non-refundable except where required by law
Changed your mind? That's adorable. Your money has already settled into its new home.
Anthropic may terminate your account without warning
Mid-conversation epiphany? Better screenshot it - your access could vanish faster than Claude's context window.
iAgree
Terms & Conditions Facts
Anthropic
Serving Size: Your AI Conversations
Servings Per Click: 1 (and it's irreversible)
Amount Per Agreement
Data Collection85%
Conversations used for model training
Rights Surrendered70%
Limited refund and dispute options
Corporate Access60%
Employer monitoring with work emails
Legal Protection90%
Extensive disclaimers and liability limits
Privacy Control40%
Minimal control over data usage
⚠️Warning
•Your conversations train their AI unless you opt out
•Work email accounts may be monitored by employers
•Payments are generally non-refundable
•Outputs may contain inaccurate information
See what YOU'RE agreeing to
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