Bank of Hawaii
Bank disclaims all warranties on website accuracy
Your financial information might be wrong, but hey, at least they tried their best! Nothing says trustworthy banking like 'we make no warranties about anything.'
You cannot hold the bank liable for any damages from site use
Whether it's a virus that crashes your computer or incorrect information that costs you money, the bank's hands are squeaky clean. Risk is apparently a one-way street.
All information you submit becomes bank property forever
That brilliant business idea you shared in a customer feedback form? Congratulations, you just made a donation to the bank's intellectual property collection!
Legal disputes must be resolved in Honolulu, Hawaii
Hope you've been saving up those airline miles! Nothing like a mandatory tropical vacation to resolve your banking disputes, whether you live there or not.
Bank can modify these terms at any time without notice
The rules of the game can change mid-play, and you won't know until you've already broken the new ones. Surprise!
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