Coinbase

Finance📄 Terms reviewed on February 24, 2026

Coinbase

Finance📄 Terms reviewed on February 24, 2026

Coinbase can suspend accounts for compliance review

Suspected fraud, compliance issues, or 'suspicious activity' can trigger account suspension. Funds may be frozen during investigation.

Coinbase operates as a custodial wallet

Crypto in Coinbase isn't in your wallet, it's in theirs. You don't control the private keys. Coinbase holds the crypto on your behalf.

Coinbase shares transaction data with IRS per reporting requirements

Following IRS enforcement action, Coinbase reports user transaction data to tax authorities as required by law for qualifying accounts.

Service outages occur during high market volatility

Historical pattern shows degraded performance or outages during rapid price movements when trading volume spikes.

Cryptocurrency is not FDIC insured

Your crypto holdings could vanish in a hack or market crash with zero government protection. At least your volatility is decentralized!

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Terms & Conditions Facts

Coinbase

Serving Size: Your Crypto Holdings

Servings Per Click: 1 (and it's irreversible)

Amount Per Agreement

Vague Language83%

Freeze and hold policies

Rights Surrendered78%

Custody and control of assets

Data Shared95%

Government and regulatory sharing

Fine Print97%

Custody and liability terms

⚠️Warning

•Account suspension for compliance review

•Platform controls private keys

•Transaction data shared with IRS

•Service issues during market volatility

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