Discord
Discord can read your private messages for safety monitoring
While they claim not to read DMs routinely, Terms allow scanning for prohibited content. Your private chats aren't as private as you think.
Server owners can see deleted messages through bots and logs
Delete a message and it's gone from your view, but moderation bots often log everything. That thing you deleted? Someone probably still has it.
Discord Nitro features can be removed without refund
Paying for Nitro? Discord can change or remove features during your subscription. What you paid for today might not exist tomorrow.
Account termination removes access to all servers
Get banned and you lose access to every community you're in. That server you helped build? Gone. Those friendships? Need a new platform.
Discord scans all messages including private DMs
That spicy meme you sent your friend? Discord's AI already flagged it, categorized it, and added it to your permanent record.
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