DoorDash
DoorDash can keep service fees even if your order is wrong
Missing items? Wrong order? Cold food? DoorDash might refund the food cost, but those service fees and delivery charges? They keep those.
Dashers are contractors, not employees
When your order gets messed up, DoorDash says it's the contractor's fault. When contractors want benefits, DoorDash says they're independent. Convenient.
DoorDash tracks your location even when not ordering
Background location tracking helps them 'improve the experience.' Translation: they know where you are, what restaurants you walk past, when you're near competitors.
DashPass subscription can increase in price at any time
That $9.99/month pass? Not locked in. DoorDash can raise it whenever they want. You get notice, but you don't get to keep the old price.
Tips don't always go to drivers
Your generous tip might subsidize DoorDash's guaranteed minimum payment. At least someone's getting rich from your dinner delivery!
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