
Epic Games
Epic Games can ban you from Fortnite and your entire library
Cheat in Fortnite? Lose access to every Epic game you own. One violation, complete account termination. All your purchases, gone.
Epic Games shares data with Tencent
Tencent owns 40% of Epic. Your gaming data, purchase history, and behavior flow to a Chinese conglomerate with extensive data operations.
V-Bucks and virtual currency have no real-world value
Spend real money on V-Bucks, they're not refundable. Epic says virtual currency has no monetary value. Your wallet disagrees.
Epic can discontinue games and remove them from your library
When Epic shuts down a game, your access ends. Paragon, Unreal Tournament—both shut down. Your license to play? Terminated.
Exclusivity deals limit where you can purchase games
Want that new release? You'll buy it on Epic or wait a year. Competition through restriction - Tim Sweeney's favorite business model!

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