
GitHub
GitHub Copilot trains on all public repository code
Your open source contributions train Microsoft's AI. That code you wrote and shared freely? It's teaching Copilot, which Microsoft sells.
Private repositories can be accessed by GitHub employees
While not routine, GitHub staff CAN access private repos for security or Terms enforcement. Your proprietary code isn't completely sealed.
Microsoft owns GitHub and integrates data across services
Your GitHub activity connects to your Microsoft account. Coding patterns, project data, all flowing through the Microsoft ecosystem.
Account suspension removes access to all repositories
Terms violation? Your account gets suspended and all your repos become inaccessible. Years of projects, contributions, documentation—locked out.
Public repositories are used to train Copilot AI
Your open source code just became Microsoft's AI training data. At least your bugs are now contributing to machine learning!

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