OpenAI
You own the output, but it may not be unique to you
ChatGPT might generate identical responses for different users. Also, OpenAI takes no responsibility if the output is wrong, harmful, or gets you in trouble.
Free tier conversations may be used for model training
For free users, your inputs can help train future versions. Paid users are currently excluded from this. Either way, they ask you to set 'a reasonable bar' for what you share.
No guarantees are made about output accuracy
ChatGPT can hallucinate facts and confidently state incorrect information. OpenAI explicitly disclaims responsibility for errors. It's a tool, not truth.
Account access can be suspended without notice
Violate usage policies (which can be updated anytime) and your access can be terminated. No refunds, no explanations required. They giveth and they taketh away.
ChatGPT conversations may be reviewed by human trainers
That deeply personal therapy session with ChatGPT? A contractor in Manila might read it to improve the model. At least they'll keep it confidential!
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