
Uber
You waive your right to seek relief in court
PLEASE BE ADVISED (in the scary legal caps they use) that you are WAIVING YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A JURY TRIAL. They print it in all caps for emphasis. It's very much intentional.
You have 30 days to opt out via physical mail
There's an opt-out option for arbitration, but you need to mail an actual letter within 30 days. Physical mail. With a stamp. In 2025.
Drivers are classified as independent contractors
This classification limits Uber's liability when incidents occur. Issue with your ride? That's between you and the independent contractor, not Uber.
Terms can be modified with continued use as acceptance
They can change these terms whenever they want. Keep using the app and you've accepted whatever changed. Reading is optional.
Surge pricing has no maximum cap
That $8 ride just became $87. But hey, at least the algorithm is transparent about exploiting your desperation to get home.

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