Uber Eats
Uber Eats shares your data with the main Uber platform
Order food and it connects to your rideshare profile. Uber knows where you eat, where you live, where you go. It's all one database.
Mandatory arbitration covers all Uber services
Food delivery, rideshare, everything. All disputes go to individual arbitration. The arbitration clause covers the entire Uber ecosystem.
Eats Pass price increases without locked-in rates
Subscribe to Eats Pass at one price, pay a different price later. Uber can raise subscription costs anytime with notice.
Restaurant prices on Uber Eats are higher than in-person
Restaurants mark up menu prices to cover Uber's commission. Then Uber adds service fees and delivery fees. You're paying more at every level.
Hidden fees can double the displayed restaurant price
That $12 burger becomes $28 after service fees, delivery fees, small order fees, and the existential crisis fee.
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